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Dicks On Table
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When someone brags about their
dick
you stand up and shout
dicks
on table you both unzip your
pants
and whoever is the biggest wins.
He
said
he had a big
dick
so i
said
dicks on table and won
Dicks On Table
by
qaswe
April 29, 2009
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