on table

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk. You: NO! on table !! Bro!

by Trinn0051 April 05, 2017

The Table

The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.' Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'

by KN69 September 10, 2009

tableing

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.

by Houlahan February 22, 2006

table

An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.

I AM THE TABLE!

by m3tallic4 October 16, 2012

on the table

To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table.

by rich rick July 19, 2011

Table

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

by FangFortitude43 January 09, 2015

Tabled

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

by Dirk diddler May 19, 2015