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Gang War Posts #1 

Looks like another gang war's stirring

Gonna sit back and relax

F.1 united beware

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Gang War Posts #1 by JohnMakFan February 3, 2022
The legendary hammer of 8745, the man.

Legend has it that its power is second to Mjonier.

Mjonier

Miljioner

Mjionielr (I just gave up at this point)

(Damn it i can't spell.)
Important lesson no.1

Student A: Hey new guy. So this is 8745. He's like the worst teacher in the history of worst teachers.

New guy: I mean, he doesn't seem that bad right. You know, in primary school we used to-

8745: ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING STAND UP CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!

New guy: Woah this dudde-

Student A: Shhhh he's gonna-

8745 throws 8744 at Student A's head and he disintegrates on spot. Then 8744 returns to his hand, like the classic Thor move.

8745: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA REMOVE ALL YOUR BALLS

---New guy shaking in fear---

And kids, that's why you don't talk in class.
8744 by JohnMakFan August 25, 2021

rickrolling 

Donkey rickrolled some teachers in LSC this week

He's a legend
As expected no one except for Simon Lo knew the term rickrolling

Student A: Did he rickroll 8745 and 8746

Students: NO HE DIDN'T RICKROLL ANY OF THE BIG DUMMIES

BIG DISAPPOINTMENT
rickrolling by JohnMakFan May 4, 2021
Wan Lo goes by his nickname of Wanlodica, which is the name of the instrument he is a god at. He is bald.

His forehead glows.
Student A: That big-ass, ginormous, colossal, gigantic, tremendously, gargantuan forehead of Wan Lo

Student B: is brighter than your future
Wan Lo by JohnMakFan April 26, 2021

KingKong 

KingKong is big-ass, ginormous, colossal, gigantic, tremendously, humongous, massive, monstrous, tremendous, immeasurable, gargantuan.

THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED KINGKONG, OKAY?
Student A: KingKong is big-ass, ginormous, colossal, gigantic, tremendously, gargantuan, humongous, massive

Simon Lo: SHUT THE FUGE UP! KingKong is an infinitesimal microscopic undeveloped young lil boi

Simon Lo: and i'm gonna give all my books to him

Jasper: Oh shi...
KingKong by JohnMakFan April 25, 2021

Crystal Wu 

Crystal Wu is a teacher at LSC. She is also called 'The Raper'.
Student A: Hey what lesson-

Student B: Raper Crystal Wu

Student A: Go stack your books
Crystal Wu by JohnMakFan March 14, 2021
WTF is often mistaken as a swear word (what the f***). But it's real meaning is well, that's fantastic.
Student A: 8745 got kicked out of school.

Student B: W,TF!

Student A: Don't swear.

Student B: No I didn't. I said Well, That's Fantastic!
W,TF by JohnMakFan January 12, 2021