1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish
1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!
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Winston:Yo dawg you hear what happened last night?
Shak:Nah man what?
Winston:I heard Dan be screwing yo girl.
Shak:Fuck. That nigga dead.
by MudderFukcer April 13, 2019
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Basically

1. a humourus way 2 say GUTTED ..

2. Craving 4 ...
1. U Loose ya fone ??
Yeh
Screwin !!

2. Did John Have any green
Nah !!
Awww Screwin, u got a fag
nah
FUK ! im really Screwin man
by Adam March 30, 2005
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Said after someone tells or asks you to do something that you're too lazy or you just don't want to do. Can be used the same as "fuck that" or "I don't want to" .
Jim: Dude pass me a coke?
Bill: Screw that!
by Steven. L May 28, 2007
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a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. describes someone who just had sex

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
1. "Dude, I think Sean screwed her last night."

2. "We have our exam TODAY?! Dammit, I'm so SCREWED!"
by ? March 9, 2003
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To be in a hopeless situation or position, without a chance of redemption. To be
1. For a student wanting to pass a class, failing the final exam would result in them being screwed.

2. A criminal that is trapped in an alley by police officers is screwed.

3. In The Lord of the Rings, when the Ring was finally destroyed, Sauron thought to himself, "Oh dear, it appears that I am now screwed."
by Loganian November 6, 2014
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Opposite to someone who has a screw loose i.e a bit dopey.
You obviously had your head screwed on while you were tackling that piece of coursework.
by Simon Batt January 13, 2005
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