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Off-one
Hey, I'm sorry but I can't chill with you guys at the tweaker pad anymore...I'm trying to stay off-one for good.
Off-one by Fairyduster86 January 18, 2017
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Off one's rocker
Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l
Off one's rocker by TimkinsTheTimTam January 1, 2012
off one's trump
The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.
off one's trump by smjgJsbjgsm August 8, 2018
Off One's Base
Off One's Base by Get a mug April 6, 2022
Knuckling one off
When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off
Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy
Knuckling one off by Bigdickballer420 July 25, 2017
pinch one off
1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
pinch one off by Anonymous April 12, 2003
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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