A drug mixture of cough syrup and heroin
I can’t get Jackie off the cheese man! Why couldn’t she just be addicted to a fun drug like coke.
Getting a girl to masterbate you with her feet
I payed the hooker to take off her shoes, pull out my wiener and give me a feet beat
The dildo that has a suction cup on the bottom so you can stick it to the wall, floor, ceiling, etc..
I saw Jackie’s webcam show the other day and my favorite part was when she was hitting the wall banger—- I can’t believe that suction cup held!!
After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick
I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!
When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off
Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy
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Knuckling one off
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A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
When the head so crazy good it’s like she doing a mouth circus on the D!
Mer started doing those throat tricks on my dick last night and it felt like she was sucking my soul out through the D!
