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to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.
She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.
by crazywhores May 02, 2003
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1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion
1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.
Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.
by Solid Mantis April 09, 2019
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To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

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Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off
by Tim Case October 16, 2003
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