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ontology
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.
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generative ontology
The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.
generative ontology by metawave July 5, 2019
social ontology
A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.
That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.
Also called ontologistics.
That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.
Also called ontologistics.
social ontology by sandraxine August 26, 2018
Dontology
infra-ontology
Paradigm which explains why vision theory exists.
It states that outside of pan-contiguity the surface area of a line is twice the length of that line.
It states that outside of pan-contiguity the surface area of a line is twice the length of that line.
In infra-ontology, vision-motion is green but red sees the viewer.
Infra-ontology portends a signal theory of everything.
Infra-ontology portends a signal theory of everything.
infra-ontology by metawave July 15, 2020
generative ontology
Generative ontology states the man's subconscious' wants to destroy language. Only religion is preventing him from doing so.
generative ontology by flightfacilities November 22, 2021
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