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ontology
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.
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dangology
Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.
A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.
A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.
Official Use:
McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!
Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW
DANG Use:
'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'
McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!
Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW
DANG Use:
'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'
dangology by HollyJolly March 9, 2009
danthology
danthology by AllDayFun September 27, 2014
generative ontology
The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.
generative ontology by metawave July 5, 2019
Donology
The study of doughnuts. Doughnuts are very delicate and it takes time to master the art of doughnutry. You can receive your ThD in Donology at UNC at Chapel Thot. This was established by the National Thot Society, and is a cherished term at Krispy Kreme.
donkologist
Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!
Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...
Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."
Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...
Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."
Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!
donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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