The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.
Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.
A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.
"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyeshurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).