oculist

an ophthalmologist or optometrist.

"he visited an oculist in Chicago, who prescribed a pair of reading glasses"

by hisbeautifulangel13 March 20, 2018

oculitis

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

Oculitis

When a nerve from your eye crosses with a nerve from your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Did you hear about Steve? His spouse gave him a terrible case of Oculitis.

by hibbitydibbity July 6, 2022

oculitis

Something that is unpleasant to the sight. An eyesore.

The new building on Cooper Square really is an oculitis.

by 4n6labs December 10, 2015

Oculistic

Top tier minecraft player, known well in the 8b8t community and is part of many relevant groups created by players in the community! He's also pretty handsome and sexy!

"Did you see Oculistic completely ez that nn yesterday! It was insane!"

by Oculistic April 7, 2021

Oculis

daark's CS sidekick. When daark dies, Oculis is always first to be blamed, then Oculis gets revenge for daark, his master.

His main skill is getting 1 shot headshots.

daark and Oculis are like Batman and Robin

by BOYO November 16, 2004

Oculitis

Hyperfocus on a specific aspect of a project.

While organizing the cabinets, I lost steam after getting oculitis on how the sheets were folded.

by Bosemann April 27, 2020