flerpaderp's definitions

oculitis

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

Junkstang

The name for any Ford Mustang, can be a rust bucket or a top end car. Regardless of the state of the vehicle it is still a junkstang because junkstang's are garbage.

Man look at Troy in his sweet junkstang!

by flerpaderp July 28, 2020