oculitis

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A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

oculitis by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

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Oculitis

When a nerve from your eye crosses with a nerve from your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Did you hear about Steve? His spouse gave him a terrible case of Oculitis.

Oculitis by hibbitydibbity July 6, 2022

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oculitis

Something that is unpleasant to the sight. An eyesore.

The new building on Cooper Square really is an oculitis.

oculitis by 4n6labs December 10, 2015

Oculitis

Hyperfocus on a specific aspect of a project.

While organizing the cabinets, I lost steam after getting oculitis on how the sheets were folded.

Oculitis by Bosemann April 27, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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