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Oculus Quest 2 

your badass standalone vr headset
Guy 1:oh shit man u got an Oculus Quest 2?
Guy 2:nah I got an Oculus Quest 1
Oculus Quest 2 by 3txEXE January 26, 2021

oculitis 

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.
"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3
oculitis by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

oculus uterque 

latin for "both eyes"
used in ophthalmology, oculus uterque means "both eyes"; whereas oculus dexter means right eye and oculus sinister means left eye
oculus uterque by renuza May 17, 2011

Oculus Cocksoculus 

Like the Oculus Rift, the Oculus Cocksoculus is a virtual reality system that provides euphoric sensations to men's penises. The Oculus Cocksoculus is also used as a battery and the test subjects used in these vile experiments are drained of their very life force as you experience constant busting of nuts on an hourly basis. The Chinese use this as a form of torture while trying to interrogate spies. It is said Kim Jong Il invented this to please himself and was saddened when he realized his boner could not fit the Oculus hole. The batteries are used to power the world as more and more men enter the Oculus Cocksoculus, there will be energy for all.
"Time to put them in the Oculus Cocksoculus"
Plural form of the Oculus VR headset.
We had to buy spare Oculi for the virtual reality convention because they have hardware issues with heavy use.
Oculi by Badwig April 14, 2017

oculingus 

Oral sex performed on the eye or eyes. Eye licking.
Oculingus is rare fetish believed to be enjoyed most widely in Japan.
oculingus by D.S. Credito May 6, 2015