obmention

Short for "obligatory mention," used when briefly introducing a fact that has to be noted but that one hopes will not derail the discussion. A common word on Usenet newsgroups in the mid- to late-1990s.

Jerry Lee Lewis just died...quite a performer and a big loss (but obmention of the creepiness of a 22-year-old man marrying his 13-year-old cousin).

by PhNiPr October 28, 2022

Objection Hearsay

Something Amber Heards lawyer won't stop saying because he can't defend her. He even goes as far as to object his own questions from being answered...!?

Johnnny Depp: *breathes*
Amber Heard's lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY

by idkwhatnametopickandidc April 27, 2022

Objection

A word often used in the Ace Attorney series when one objects to something. It is usually accompanied with desk-slamming and epic background music.

Player: "Hmm.. I dunno... maybe it's this one?" *Present*

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

*Cross-examination music stops playing*

Player: "YESSS! I CHOSE THE RIGHT PIECE OF EVIDENCE!"

by Saranghae141 December 30, 2011

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)

Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

by Whatishappeningah April 27, 2022

objection

Phoenix Wright's bold statement whenever he believes a witness to be lying their pants off.

Girlfriend: "But honey, I never cheated on you with Billy!"

Boyfriend: "OBJECTION! That sticky white stuff on your shoes clearly contradicts your statement."

by Phoenix Wright November 26, 2006

Objection, hearsay

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

by Undefined Object May 4, 2022

OBJECTION!

'This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that statement, Your Honor!'

(That's one 'OBJECTION!' too many! Lost one Exclamation Point!)

by ANONYMOUS DELIVERS September 20, 2007