Rottenborn

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An incompetent person who likes to waste time either by constantly repeating things or interrupting a person mid sentence.

Steve: Jack told me this trial would be over a lot sooner if this guy wasn't such a Rottenborn!
Benjamin: Objection, hearsay!

Rottenborn by A Million Alpacas April 27, 2022

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Rottenborn

A person who objects to their own question

Lawyer: What did she say that afternoon?

Witness: she said tha-

Lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY!

Judge: You were asking a question.. dumbass

Lawyer: Sorry, that was really Rottenborn of me!

Rottenborn by common dictionarian May 7, 2022

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Rottenborn

A man who's a lawyer by profession and makes it his life's mission to object his own questions during trial.

Jake- Hey have you following the Depp Heard trial?
Anthony- Yeah, Heard's lawyer is such a Rottenborn, bro!

Rottenborn by ObjectionYourHonor May 25, 2022

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Rottenberk

to roll a fat Blunt

"dude, we just smoked a huge rottenberk"

Rottenberk by kissmyass1111 August 1, 2008

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RottenJohn

The unlikely contender who rose to dethrone Joey Southside as king of TheNJScene.

Pat Buchanan's my hero. Linda's a whore.

RottenJohn by Thomas Paine April 6, 2005

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rottenbone

Amber Heard's bully lawyer

Mr. Rottenbone objects to his own question.

rottenbone by Tryagainmaam May 3, 2022

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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