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obgestion 

We all cannot accommodate ourselves in the room due to obgestion.
obgestion by uttam maharjan January 17, 2012
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Objection Hearsay

Something Amber Heards lawyer won't stop saying because he can't defend her. He even goes as far as to object his own questions from being answered...!?
Johnnny Depp: *breathes*
Amber Heard's lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY

Unhealthy obsession 

Something that you’re too attached to that people are tired of hearing you rave about it.
Marchello has an unhealthy obsession with a blonde girl who’s got big boobs.
Unhealthy obsession by JRHU August 2, 2018

Objection 

A word often used in the Ace Attorney series when one objects to something. It is usually accompanied with desk-slamming and epic background music.
Player: "Hmm.. I dunno... maybe it's this one?" *Present*

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

*Cross-examination music stops playing*

Player: "YESSS! I CHOSE THE RIGHT PIECE OF EVIDENCE!"
Objection by Saranghae141 December 30, 2011

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

objection 

Phoenix Wright's bold statement whenever he believes a witness to be lying their pants off.
Girlfriend: "But honey, I never cheated on you with Billy!"

Boyfriend: "OBJECTION! That sticky white stuff on your shoes clearly contradicts your statement."
objection by Phoenix Wright November 26, 2006

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession 

Progressive Anime Girl Obsession (PAGO) is when someone constantly becomes heavily attached or obsessed with an anime girl for a short period of time only to switch to a different anime girl repeatedly.

Some symptoms include constantly thinking about or imagining oneself in fantasies with the character, searching for and downloading a large amount of artwork, and talking about the character too much around friends.

PAGO can commonly be found in people with high emotional capacity or those who relate or attach easily to new characters. It can also be sexually driven among those who consume a surplus of hentai or other Japanese erotic art.
Hey Zack why is your friend Ben always obsessed with a different anime girl every two weeks?

Zack: Yeah.. he has a really bad case of Progressive Anime Girl Obsession
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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