offention

the act offending people

you are under arest for offention

by spookythecheeselord January 11, 2022

offention

A measure of one's level of being offended.

You're causing my offention levels to rise.

by g0nad June 4, 2010

Offendinista

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

by VinDSL July 9, 2020

offentic

A subtle insult disguised as a genuine compliment.

I find it offentic when people say... I like your dress. It’s really flows well with your body curves.

by iconnecttator March 7, 2020

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.

The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate

by NickyLags October 10, 2010

offensinator

Someone who offends EVERYONE

Why does he have to be such an offensinator?

by Nanipoo2020 May 13, 2020

Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

by Robin December 10, 2003