The common belief that when a man's balls are tired, they become moody, and because of the man's genetalia-driven mindset he is susceptible to this horrible emotion change and is thus plagued with the dreaded nutsuck
by Broseph Chasm May 14, 2006
What the fuck are you doing, nutsucker?
by darmer December 29, 2004
A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.
This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
by blacknwhiteorca May 17, 2009
The one person in your town who is a nut suck tickling werewolf. Every full moon they strike and make you feel tickles in your nuts forever or until you blow ur head off.
by WordRapist January 23, 2023