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Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutuckles 

The consequence of trying to finish off a jar of Nutella using your hand and ending up with Nutella-smeared knuckles.
Nutella is so addicting but these Nutuckles make me look like a savage.
Nutuckles by chocolatier245 July 28, 2012

nipsickle 

When it's chilly either inside or outside and a females nipples become as hard as ice, kinda like an icicle.
It's so fucking cold out here I may have a permanent nipsickle.
nipsickle by Fara April 9, 2004

nutbuckle 

for a guy to pull his nuts out of his pants over the top of where the buckle of his belt should be. best done in pictures
she posed sexy for the picture but some guy photobombed her with his nutbuckle
nutbuckle by zanebono February 3, 2010

nutfuckle 

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...
nutfuckle by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008
something an old granny clown called tracy aka 1wpm boomer would say about someone younger than her (aka everyone)
arrrg you nimsuckle!! stop being so noisy!!!!!!
nimsuckle by bigkahonkas January 18, 2022