nutcuck

nutcuck is balls but good

harry: arsenal are doing very bad in premier league
matt: nutcuck

by NutCuck March 16, 2021

nutcocker

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

by Laika December 30, 2003

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutbucker

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.

Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008

Nutuckles

The consequence of trying to finish off a jar of Nutella using your hand and ending up with Nutella-smeared knuckles.

Nutella is so addicting but these Nutuckles make me look like a savage.

by chocolatier245 July 28, 2012

nutsuckgamer82

A man named Owen Holtzer, aka the gamer who sucked nuts back in ‘82

“Yo I think that’s nutsuckgamer82!”
“Really? Like THE nutsuckgamer82?”

by DripTarts October 13, 2022

nutchucks

An urban ninja weapon made from the testicals of your enemies. Probably will not cause injury but will cause an insulting teabagging situation.

Bruce Leroy whipped his nutchucks in a fury as he teabagged an entire army of haters.

by iPunchBabyz December 20, 2010