Numcuck 

A little jhit that has no basic knowledge and/or someone who can’t comprehend basic logic or produce knowledgeable things out their mouth.

Every time Val talks to Guy#5 the only sentences he produces sound like a 1st grader trying to speak like a lawyer. Except the only thing he does is contradict himself, like the bi-polar guy he is… he my friends is a numcuck.

Numcuck by Stubify June 18, 2024

numchuck 

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"

Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.

numchuck by limestain March 19, 2019

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Numchuck butt 

A name for someones ass that has been repeatedly penetrated or you think would enjoy having their ass penetrated.

Yah she's hot, but you know she's freaky., I heard she has bigtime Numchuck butt

Numchuck butt by migissa January 21, 2010

numchuck 

A idiot/ dumbass / stupid

to be used in a playfull sence

youre a numchuck

numchuck by the shanesta April 9, 2009

numsuck

When ur sucking sumones ballz and you get pubes stuck in your teeth

I numsucked alfie.

numsuck by Definitelynotapube May 14, 2018

numchucks 

A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.

Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.

numchucks by qzy December 31, 2004