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A little jhit that has no basic knowledge and/or someone who can’t comprehend basic logic or produce knowledgeable things out their mouth.
Every time Val talks to Guy#5 the only sentences he produces sound like a 1st grader trying to speak like a lawyer. Except the only thing he does is contradict himself, like the bi-polar guy he is… he my friends is a numcuck.
Numcuck by Stubify June 18, 2024
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numchuck 

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"
Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.
numchuck by limestain March 19, 2019
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numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions
i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery
numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Numchuck butt 

A name for someones ass that has been repeatedly penetrated or you think would enjoy having their ass penetrated.
Yah she's hot, but you know she's freaky., I heard she has bigtime Numchuck butt
Numchuck butt by migissa January 21, 2010

numchuck 

to be used in a playfull sence

youre a numchuck
numchuck by the shanesta April 9, 2009
When ur sucking sumones ballz and you get pubes stuck in your teeth
I numsucked alfie.
numsuck by Definitelynotapube May 14, 2018

numchucks 

A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.
Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.
numchucks by qzy December 31, 2004
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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