nutchucks

An urban ninja weapon made from the testicals of your enemies. Probably will not cause injury but will cause an insulting teabagging situation.

Bruce Leroy whipped his nutchucks in a fury as he teabagged an entire army of haters.

by iPunchBabyz December 20, 2010

Nunchuck

Similar to the helicopter. Nunchuck is when you hold your eggplant 🍆 in your hand. Swing it in circles and hit people with it.

Screams just nunchucked HotDawg in the jaw. Waaaaaataaaaaaa in the jaaaaaaa!

by ScreamsMcgee December 4, 2020

Waluigi’s Nunchucks

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi

Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

by Goteem ugly head moron August 7, 2018

numchuck

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"

Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.

by limestain March 19, 2019

Nunchucks Special

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.

He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.

by CocaineBear October 2, 2021

Hot Karl Nunchucks

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.

My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

by G-man and KG May 24, 2009

nunchuck master daddy

(N) name for someone who is superior to all. They are of any gender ( except the ones that dont exist you feminazi)

My lord, Nunchuck Master Daddy, said hi so I bowed in his presence."

by Itsnotlit May 18, 2017