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nutchucks 

An urban ninja weapon made from the testicals of your enemies. Probably will not cause injury but will cause an insulting teabagging situation.
Bruce Leroy whipped his nutchucks in a fury as he teabagged an entire army of haters.
nutchucks by iPunchBabyz December 20, 2010
Words you can keep
Similar to the helicopter. Nunchuck is when you hold your eggplant 🍆 in your hand. Swing it in circles and hit people with it.
Screams just nunchucked HotDawg in the jaw. Waaaaaataaaaaaa in the jaaaaaaa!
Nunchuck by ScreamsMcgee December 4, 2020

Waluigi’s Nunchucks 

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi
Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

numchuck 

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"
Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.
numchuck by limestain March 19, 2019

Nunchucks Special 

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.
He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.
Nunchucks Special by CocaineBear October 2, 2021

Hot Karl Nunchucks 

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.
My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

nunchuck master daddy

(N) name for someone who is superior to all. They are of any gender ( except the ones that dont exist you feminazi)
My lord, Nunchuck Master Daddy, said hi so I bowed in his presence."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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