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nupsuckle 

when yur asss gets fucked so hard you cum from your ass
Have nupsuckle sex boii.

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutuckles 

The consequence of trying to finish off a jar of Nutella using your hand and ending up with Nutella-smeared knuckles.
Nutella is so addicting but these Nutuckles make me look like a savage.
Nutuckles by chocolatier245 July 28, 2012

nutbucker 

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.
Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

Netfucked 

The moment you realize you've spent more time searching for things to watch on Netflix than actually watching anything on Netflix.
Damn, there's nothing good on Netflix. I feel so netfucked! :(
Netfucked by the Perdverts May 10, 2014

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions
i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery
numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016