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The act of oral sex, when it involves a nun.
I received a fantastic nunjob in the vestibule last Sunday.
nunjob by Philatlarge September 17, 2007
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Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.
L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.
nutjob by sickcunt88 October 7, 2007
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A person that is crazy, or nuts.
That looney's a total nutjob.
nutjob by Akhenaten April 8, 2003
a batshit-crazy person; someone who is out of reality with reality. May or may not have a shopping list of mental disorders.
Bart McCraw is quite the nutjob; from what I've heard, he been arrested over 36 times for stalking celebrities.
nutjob by LyassacheckList July 14, 2016
A sexual act in which an amputee or other person lacking arms or legs uses their "nubs" to stimulate their partners' penis.
dude, i hooked up with this hot amputee chick and she totally gave me a nubjob.
Nubjob by tr3eman October 23, 2008

right-wing nutjob 

What John Kerry regards George Bush as, in the flash cartoon this land
"You're a liberal cissy!"
"You're a Right-wing nutjob!!"
right-wing nutjob by RHS Student September 7, 2004

Conspiracy Nutjob 

A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.

Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.

They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.
Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."

Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"
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