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Ninjabater 

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions
A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work
Ninjabater by Turrry June 19, 2009
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ninjable 

A verb describing a complex task that may only be possible to complete by a ninja.
Hacking this code will be ninjable.
ninjable by analogjedi March 30, 2015

ninjabilities 

Skills commonly associated with those trained in the art of ninjutsu.

Examples: spying, infiltration and assassination

Ninjabilities are commonly found in, but not limited to, Asian people and mutant turtles.
When facing off against villainous ninjutsu master Oroku Saki, better known as Shredder, our turtle friends utilized their superior ninjabilities to swiftly vanquish the evil leader of the Foot Clan.
ninjabilities by C-Auto and C-Lo April 20, 2007

ninjabate 

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.
Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.
ninjabate by Narcism July 16, 2008

Ninjaburger 

n
1: Internation restaurant chain owned and operated by shinobi. Delivery guaranteed in 30 minutes or they commit seppuku.
2: The signature entree of said restaurant chain.
The delivery guy from Ninjaburger arrived with in 35 minutes with my Ninjaburger and side of wasabi, so he committed seppuku on my doorstep.
Ninjaburger by Oukamikage November 29, 2003

ninjocracy 

Crime is quite low in a ninjocracy, because would-be criminals know that the punishment for violating any law is a swift katana-beheading within 3 seconds of the commission of the crime.

A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.
ninjocracy by Thomas Ry January 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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