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Ninjabater 

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions
A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work
Ninjabater by Turrry June 19, 2009
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ninjable 

A verb describing a complex task that may only be possible to complete by a ninja.
Hacking this code will be ninjable.
ninjable by analogjedi March 30, 2015

ninjabilities 

Skills commonly associated with those trained in the art of ninjutsu.

Examples: spying, infiltration and assassination

Ninjabilities are commonly found in, but not limited to, Asian people and mutant turtles.
When facing off against villainous ninjutsu master Oroku Saki, better known as Shredder, our turtle friends utilized their superior ninjabilities to swiftly vanquish the evil leader of the Foot Clan.

ninjabate 

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.
Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.
ninjabate by Narcism July 16, 2008

Ninjaburger 

n
1: Internation restaurant chain owned and operated by shinobi. Delivery guaranteed in 30 minutes or they commit seppuku.
2: The signature entree of said restaurant chain.
The delivery guy from Ninjaburger arrived with in 35 minutes with my Ninjaburger and side of wasabi, so he committed seppuku on my doorstep.
Ninjaburger by Oukamikage November 29, 2003

ninjocracy 

Crime is quite low in a ninjocracy, because would-be criminals know that the punishment for violating any law is a swift katana-beheading within 3 seconds of the commission of the crime.

A ninjocracy presidential election is unique because voters never see nor hear the candidates.
ninjocracy by Thomas Ry January 13, 2008