Nutjob

To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"

"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"

by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

Nutjob

When you blindfold your man and completely fill your mouth with chunky peanut butter, then go down on his dick, grapefruit technique. Bonus: if he cums, it makes for a crunchy double nut surprise.

Spencer: "Oh man, Matthew gave me a Nutjob last night."

Lauren: "Did it become a crunchy double nut surprise?"

Spencer: "Most certainly."

by whippedcreamslut July 28, 2019

Nutjob

When a woman or man preforms the sexual act of sucking on, or caressing another mans testicles. May include slight teasing of the males penis but primary focus is on the testicles.

Did you hear deborah gave matt the best nutjob?
Yah she sucked on his balls so well!

by Nbelum July 14, 2014

Nutjob

Slang for a sexual term, which is when one's balls explode or have an intense pain after sex.

Dude, I'm having a nutjob right now and it hurts so bad!

by ChrisD.IsAmazing June 2, 2013

Nutjob

A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.

Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016

Nutjob

Sexual act; the performing of fellatio specifically upon the man's testicles.

"I still think Niall gives the best nutjobs"

by awkgrhakjwrn November 7, 2016

nutjob

Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.

L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.

by sickcunt88 October 7, 2007