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Nobligations 

A man's duty to his sexual desires.
She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants and she woke up. I was tired too, but I have nobligations!!
Nobligations by Dizz Markie May 5, 2009

nogbligation

A yuletide commitment to produce a frothy, fatty, nutmeg-sprinkled alcholic beverage to a party.
I brought egg nog to the xmas party a few years ago and since then it's become a nogbligation.
nogbligation by SanFrantastico December 6, 2010

nombination 

The combination of two of more foods to create an amazing snack to be nommed.
Time for a classic nombination, the ham and crisp sandwich.
nombination by Emigma94 January 20, 2012

noobligation 

Simple: A noob that is obligated to do noobish stuff.

Broken down: Someone who lacks intelligence or common sense (i.e., noob) and has an obligation of being just as dumb as they seem.
Man, you're such a noobligation, you can't even spell 'amazing' correctly.

Person: Did you see THAT noobligation? Every day he comes into the lunch room thinking he's gonna get some food, and every day they tell him he still doesn't have any lunch money.
noobligation by kaileekins November 9, 2010

Mombligations

Obligations relating to one’s mom, or a mom.
I want to leave town this weekend, but I have mombligations; I said I’d help her paint the kitchen.
Mombligations by MILK27 October 15, 2025
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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