nogbligation

A yuletide commitment to produce a frothy, fatty, nutmeg-sprinkled alcholic beverage to a party.

I brought egg nog to the xmas party a few years ago and since then it's become a nogbligation.

nogbligation by SanFrantastico December 6, 2010

nombligation 

Plans made to eat, or nom, with someone.

I'm really excited about my nombligation tomorrow afternoon with Emily.

nombligation by MFKEK July 9, 2010

dogbligation 

An obligation of or relating to dog ownership, often causing one to miss social engagements.

I'd love to attend your day outing to the hot springs, but I'm afraid I have a dogbligation to my large, anxious great dane. She simply can't abide the kennel for overly-long stays.

dogbligation by notsmyth June 10, 2014

Nobligations 

A man's duty to his sexual desires.

She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants and she woke up. I was tired too, but I have nobligations!!

Nobligations by Dizz Markie May 5, 2009

noobligation 

Simple: A noob that is obligated to do noobish stuff.

Broken down: Someone who lacks intelligence or common sense (i.e., noob) and has an obligation of being just as dumb as they seem.

Man, you're such a noobligation, you can't even spell 'amazing' correctly.

Person: Did you see THAT noobligation? Every day he comes into the lunch room thinking he's gonna get some food, and every day they tell him he still doesn't have any lunch money.

noobligation by kaileekins November 9, 2010