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BMW-Tesla combination 

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.
Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?

Numbnation

When you get drunk, hight, or start tripping because something is so bad in your life you want to escape.
Mark: What did you do last night?
Me: I was still so hurt that Megan dumped me, that I got some serious numbnation in.
Mark: Hey, that helps ease the pain a little.

Parent of the year nomination 

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

or

Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

nombligation 

Plans made to eat, or nom, with someone.
I'm really excited about my nombligation tomorrow afternoon with Emily.
nombligation by MFKEK July 9, 2010

keyboard combinations 

bro im bored imma do some keyboard combinations