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Nippleton 

A word commonly used to express frustration or irritation towards a friend. Usually used in a joking manner and is not intended to be taken seriously. Can also be used in a friendly way to show compassion towards another person.
1. Dude, stop being such a Nippleton.

2. Come on Nippleton, just come with me.
Nippleton by Danny Donezo February 10, 2010

nipplitis 

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt
damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!
nipplitis by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.
"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"
Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.
i have a serious case of nippleitis!
Nippleitis by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nippyitus 

Nippyitus is when a person has not slept well, or at all for a long period of time, and the body breaks down. The individuals body has no recourse but to sleep. After time the person will come down with this illness. This is not contagious, but can effect one's body for an extended period of time.
My Wife hasn't been sleeping at all lately. She came down with nippyitus today, and it doesn't look good.
nippyitus by Tolduiwasright February 6, 2020

nippletastic 

Something involving many/good looking nipples.
That was a nippletastic website!
nippletastic by kearthrose August 4, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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