nippyitus 

Nippyitus is when a person has not slept well, or at all for a long period of time, and the body breaks down. The individuals body has no recourse but to sleep. After time the person will come down with this illness. This is not contagious, but can effect one's body for an extended period of time.

My Wife hasn't been sleeping at all lately. She came down with nippyitus today, and it doesn't look good.

nippyitus by Tolduiwasright February 6, 2020

Sappitus Nappitus 

BBH nickname for a murderer called “Sapnap”

Sappitus Nappitus killed TommyInnit the man child’s cow.

“Sappy nappy sappy nappy”
“Cmon Sappitus Nappitus”

Sappitus Nappitus by Drista October 26, 2020

nipplitis 

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt

damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!

nipplitis by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nipplitis 

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.

It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!

Nipplitis by GiggaJen March 10, 2019

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora 

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

nippleitus 

A severe and rare condition most often resulting from prolonged frictional exposure to perspiration, synthetic material, and freezing temperatures concurrently.

Dude, I had the most wicked nippleitus this week, they were so sore I couldn't wear a shirt!

nippleitus by saltycharlie February 7, 2007

nipplitis 

When the mens swim team has to swim with t-shirts on in practice, and the water is so cold that that their nipples get pointy, rub on the shirt, and then get a friction burn that hurts for the next 2 days. Hurts like a bitch!!

Man1: (coming out of the showers) Man, my nipples are burning!
Man2: you probably have nipplitis from todays practice.

Man1: I hate Vlad's t-shirt practice! Tuesdays and Thursdays suck!
Man2: Yeah I have the worst case of nipplitis, I think my nipples are about to bleed!

nipplitis by sbu swimming and diving February 21, 2009