nipplenose

1. Noun=Word describing the way a baby will suck on the end of your nose if your face gets to close to it, or a baby who does this.
2. Adjective=someone who is a real ding dong.

1. Baby Kate is a real nipplenose.
2. You nipplenose!!!

by PhantomDadoo July 31, 2008

Nipple nose Trout

Term for a used condom floating in a body of water.

I was enjoying a nice day fishing, until I reeled in a nipple nose trout.

by Franklin June 19, 2006

Nipplemoose

An insult commonly used by secondary school goers. Derived from the Latin 'Mous' meaning a mammal with antlers, and 'Nippelus' a body part that no one has get found a use of, therefore making the person it is directed at a big, hairy, useless, imaginary mammal.

Stop being such a Nipplemoose!

by Hazzyyyyy Beckyyy December 13, 2010

nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleboners

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.

"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"

by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005

nippleodeon

a television channel dedicated soley to only the finest pornography know to mankind. Shows would include...
Legends of the hidden transvestite, down and dirty with doug, keenan and kielbasa, all that ass, rugmunchers etc.

Yo dude! Did you catch that rugmuncher marathon on nippleodeon last night? That Tommy Big Dil Pickle is a real casanova.

by Big Fucken Evy September 26, 2007

Nippleometer

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

by griggy October 18, 2006