neurophone 

A device implanted under ones skin, such as the one our president uses to relay his speeches. It allows another, within range, to relay subsonic messages that the user can repeat like a parrot, hopefully to give the impression that he knows what the hell he is saying.

"Dammit Carl, I thought for sure you said 'the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully', not 'we need to attack the world because we are a bunch of power-hungry war-mongering money-hungry fascist elitist corporatists'! Maybe we need to adjust my neurophone".

neurophone by carpentertom June 11, 2006

nerdphone

Having a conversation on instant messaging services such as gchat and AIM, the computer equivalent of talking on the phone, hence "nerdphone." A synonym for instant messaging.

"My cell phone's cutting out, but I'm almost home. We'll just talk on the nerdphone."

nerdphone by thisrecording June 29, 2009

necrophoedipal 

A condition in which one desires sexual relations with one's own dead mother.

He has been strange ever since his mother died. I believe he could be necrophoedipal.

necrophoedipal by James December 12, 2003

negrophobe 

One afraid of or who hates blacks, or other dark skinned individuals.

"That man hates the niggers, he's such a negrophobe."

negrophobe by Herbie Hancock July 1, 2004

Neuropheresis 

An imaginary procedure a neurosurgeon conjures when attempting to drop their balls on the table to ensure colleagues agree with their research plan.

“Start milrinone, see if she improves, plan for angio after neuropheresis catheter.”

Neuropheresis by TheRealPegasus April 14, 2019

Neurophobic 

Bigotry or Prejudice towards people who have a Mental Illness, such as Autism or Down Syndrome.

Jeremy: "Yo, you just went full Autist there!"
Jeremiah: "That's pretty Neurophobic of you to say that."

Neurophobic by An Extremely Concerned Person February 23, 2021

Necrophobe 

1. A fear of dead bodies
2. Being a gay and scared of dying
3. A word to label someone with and watch them struggle with what it means.

1. "OH JESUS A DEAD BODY OH GOD AAAH"
2. "Oh, noo, I dont wanna die" "Dude its just a cold"
3. "Your such a fuckin necrophobe!" "...huuh?"

Necrophobe by TK345678 March 2, 2009