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Necrophobe

Someone who has an irrational phobia/ expresses discrimination against people who are attracted (from birth or by choice) to humping stiff graveyard potatoes.

Necrophobes display their bias by excluding necrophiliacs, turning others against them, or worse, by silently shunning them. They will also gatekeep graveyards to cockblock them from spooning bones.
Lara: “Are you inviting Dorian to the funeral?”
Sophie: “Heavens no! You know what he’s like!”
Britney: “Shame, he’s such a catch!”
Lara: “Yeah Sophie, stop being such a necrophobe and invite him already, he’s the whole package!”
Necrophobe by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026

Necrophobia 

Necrophobia is the irrational fear of corpses, not just those of people but animals as well. Also included in this fear are the people, objects and ceremonies associated with death such as undertakers, morticians, coffins, tombstones, cemeteries and funerals. In a another way necrophobia could also be used to mean a fear of the dead by a cultural group, that their spirits will return to haunt the living, causing them harm in some way.
In some cultures necrophobia would be totally alien as the dead are welcome among the living.
Necrophobia by AKACroatalin June 12, 2015

Necropyrobeastiality

Is defined as having sex with dead animals that are on fire.
Necro-dead, Pyro-fire, Beastiality-sex with animals
I had Necropyrobeastiality with my dog last night

necropyrobeastaphiliac 

Someone who has sexual feelings for burning, dead animals.
The man has a lust for dead burning animals- what a necropyrobeastaphiliac.

Necropedobeastophiliak 

A person who sexually pleases himself with a dead animal puppy.
Necro- Necrophile
Pedo- Pedophile
Beasto- Beastophile
"Ah, holy shit dude!"
"What?"
"That man was totally fucking that dead baby squirrel"
"Woah! A necropedobeastophiliak!!!"
"RUN!!!"

negrophobia 

negrophobia by Anonymous September 3, 2003