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I used the necrophonic app for my paranormal search
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Necrophobia

Necrophobia is the irrational fear of corpses, not just those of people but animals as well. Also included in this fear are the people, objects and ceremonies associated with death such as undertakers, morticians, coffins, tombstones, cemeteries and funerals. In a another way necrophobia could also be used to mean a fear of the dead by a cultural group, that their spirits will return to haunt the living, causing them harm in some way.
In some cultures necrophobia would be totally alien as the dead are welcome among the living.
by AKACroatalin June 12, 2015
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necrophilic

A necrophillic is an intelligent person who uses the free enviornmental method of 'recycling'.

They make use of dead and deceased carcus' to sexually arouse themselves.

There are Pros and Cons of being a necrophillic

Pros:
- Recycle dead bodies
- Work with a proven effective method of safe sex (The other person isn't even alive!)
- Get turned on and have sex for FREE
- About 300 years worth of people to choose from
- Save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have sex
- A chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
- You get a free 'Hello my name is <XXX> and I am a Necrophillic' badge when you join the National Necrophilic Nice-guys associaton
- Cannot contract ANY sexually transmitted diseases!
- If you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
- Virtually all dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take anal, and do anything you want them to!

Cons:
- Might get haunted by dead people (see Silent Hill)
- Not a good alternative if you want to start a family and have a baby
- Might have some trouble putting body parts back together
- Might find 'dud' bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
- Cannot have sex with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. Well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
- Cannot guarentee that if you are a heterosexual that you will be able to determine the sex of your dead body
- Hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. For example Grave Digging tax, Grave opening Tax, Grave lifting and maintenance Tax
"Ooohh, oohh Jonathon Draldrow (1792-1843), do you like it when I poke your pelvis with my hard genital. Do you like it when I slap my genital all over your empty eye sockets? You love that, don't `cha. That's right Jonathon, I'm a professional necrophilic"
by Sam Abdow September 20, 2005
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Necrophobic

Used to describe one who is deathly afraid of death, dead bodies (animated or otherwise), and/or other objects relating to death ie: coffins, tombstones, scythes, etc.
Goth dude: Holy sh#t its a corpse!
Necrophobic dude: Aaaaah! I'm necrophobic! *dies*
Goth dude: Holy sh#t its TWO corpses!
by Zadred Darkflame August 2, 2006
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necrophobia

the fear of death or dead things.
I have necrophobia, and the day I die will be the worst day of my life.

Fearing dead birds or dead bodies
by musiclover4sho August 29, 2007
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Necrophincest

Necrophincest is defined as necrophilia and incest in one.
Person 1; I fucked my dead brother
Person 2; Sounds like some necrophincest right there
by Donk Fedora January 17, 2019
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Necrophobic

Necrophobic is one of my favorite songs on the Reign in Blood CD
by Hdo0d0gdk6i9n!s November 11, 2004
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