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A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder
Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."
by Skott October 23, 2004
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The craziest crazy straw you could ever sip on
i drank some piss out of that lady's catheter last night so i could get high on morphine metabolites
by roger denis November 20, 2010
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The act of massaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.
Man I gave my bitch the catheter last night and she pissed in my face for 1 minute solid.
by dwb2010 February 04, 2010
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A tube that is inserted into your Urethra that can be extended floor length, that will spit occasionally (like a snake) causing cats to chase you down the hospital corridor.
Julian was chased by the black cat as his catheter spat back
by Ads_77 November 22, 2010
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