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nesperate by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024
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desperate af
When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017
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Desperate
feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with. A desperate person is a person that needs or wants something badly. someone who is to hopeless and just gives up. someone who is despairing, hopeless; anguished, distressed, wretched, desolate, forlorn, distraught, fraught; (of an act or attempt) tried in despair or when everything else has failed; having little hope of success. (of a situation) extremely bad, serious, or dangerous.
Desperate by TheAwesomeJUNK November 3, 2018
desperate diamond
the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.
this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.
bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?
bp player 1: I've got no choice....
bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?
bp player 1: I've got no choice....
desperate diamond by tmcg February 7, 2009
Desperate eyes
Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Desperate eyes by Jmarev June 9, 2013
desperate
1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
desperate by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017
Desperate
Desperate by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019
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