A mythical lady who sells clocks from a cave in the mountainous regions of Spain. She associates only with wolves and seagulls. Also goes by the names of Naomi and Pascal.
"Dude did you hear about Esperanté?!"
"... No, what happened?"
"She totallygot abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!