desperatext
desperatext by mmhmm4125 April 25, 2010
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Desperatext
(n) The act of sending a reply text within 30 seconds of receiving one. The Desperatexter usually shocks the person who sent the initial text because of how fast the reply came. Usually done by those that are desperate for conversation or those that have gotten the number of a cute guy/girl and can't wait to engage in conversation.
John: You must really like, Tiffany.
Thomas: What makes you say that?
John: As soon as I hear text come in for you, you're responding. You've been desperatexting all day, man.
Thomas: Whatever, John. I really like her.
Thomas: What makes you say that?
John: As soon as I hear text come in for you, you're responding. You've been desperatexting all day, man.
Thomas: Whatever, John. I really like her.
Desperatext by Russell228 October 9, 2011
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desperate af
When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
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Desperate
feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with. A desperate person is a person that needs or wants something badly. someone who is to hopeless and just gives up. someone who is despairing, hopeless; anguished, distressed, wretched, desolate, forlorn, distraught, fraught; (of an act or attempt) tried in despair or when everything else has failed; having little hope of success. (of a situation) extremely bad, serious, or dangerous.
Desperate by TheAwesomeJUNK November 3, 2018
desperate diamond
the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.
this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.
bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?
bp player 1: I've got no choice....
bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?
bp player 1: I've got no choice....
desperate diamond by tmcg February 7, 2009
Desperate eyes
Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Desperate eyes by Jmarev June 9, 2013
desperate
1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
desperate by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017
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