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desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

Desperate 

feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with. A desperate person is a person that needs or wants something badly. someone who is to hopeless and just gives up. someone who is despairing, hopeless; anguished, distressed, wretched, desolate, forlorn, distraught, fraught; (of an act or attempt) tried in despair or when everything else has failed; having little hope of success. (of a situation) extremely bad, serious, or dangerous.
Brock is so desperate he needs someone's phone badly to text his friend for help.
Desperate by TheAwesomeJUNK November 3, 2018

desperate diamond 

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....
desperate diamond by tmcg February 7, 2009

Desperate eyes 

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.
Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Desperate eyes by Jmarev June 9, 2013

desperate 

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.
desperate by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017

Desperate 

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.
Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl
Desperate by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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