when you are in the wilderness and you have no food or water, so you are left to rely on jacking off, and drinking the hydrating fluid of your penis commonly called SEMEN. The act of eating your children will give you the strength to continue on your journey.

Bear Grylls has excellent survival instincts

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Survival

A specialization used by Hunters in World of Warcraft, with a basis around causing critical damage and staying alive.

1. 0/27/34
2. That survival hunter has a high critical rate.

Survival by Eyonix June 30, 2008

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Survival!

A classic hunting scream often used by German YouTuber Gronkh during his survival let’s plays. Originated in his traumatic experience of playing “The Forest “ Los Forestos and having to hunt lizards for dinner.

Lizard: *existing, minding its own business*
Gronkh: SURVIVAL!
Lizard: *dinner*

Survival! by timmyisintrouble April 10, 2022

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Survival Crime

Stealing for self preservation.

Italy’s highest court of appeal ruled that stealing small amounts of food to stave off hunger is not a crime.

People pushes toward “survival crime” in order to eat.

Survival Crime by Adolf_Dripler March 12, 2017

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survival cut

A haircut well suited for a survival related situation. It is easily recognized by observing a shaven head. (Does not refer to shaven all the way to the scalp.)

guy:hey.
guy2:hey man, nice haircut.
guy:thanks, it's a survival cut.

survival cut by JORDrumm August 13, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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