neighbwhore

A neighbor who can’t keep their legs closed; a neighbor who sleeps with other neighbors; a slutty neighbor who has sex with someone other than their spouse.

Did you see Kelly from next door at the bar last night? She was having sex with some blonde guy in the parking lot while her husband was at home with the kids. What a neighbwhore!

neighbwhore by Rydog M-Tich April 23, 2024

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neighbores

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.

lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)

neighbores by earpuller June 11, 2006

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getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

getting neighbored by dudeposs January 23, 2014