neighbores 

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.

lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)

neighbores by earpuller June 11, 2006

The Neighbors Kid 

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.

Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"

The Neighbors Kid by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019

blue neighborhood

The state of depression or where depressed people stay

Leave this blue neighborhood

blue neighborhood by Troye Sivan asf November 16, 2015

neighbor qualified 

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.

So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.

neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015

real neighbor hours

The time of day when your neighbors are sleeping so you can't make too much noise

We can't play twister right now man it's, real neighbor hours

real neighbor hours by Emitninitsuj February 18, 2018

Neighbornet 

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.

Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!

Neighbornet by nubluva December 31, 2006

Nosy Neighbor Neller 

To be up in the family business of neighbors, friends, ex's, etc. offering advice with zero credentials to support it. Often the Nosy Neighbor Neller crosses the family line repeatedly and is therefore labled as Just Kidding Family. A Nosy Neighbor Neller usually has an agenda and is in high demand of attention even at the cost of interupting grieving family.

Someone please put a leash on Nosy Neighbor Neller and give our poor family some space. Geesh! Nerves

Nosy Neighbor Neller

Nosy Neighbor Neller by desperadohello August 26, 2010