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uninteresting hot girl syndrome

When you tap through a beautiful woman’s Instagram story expecting a bikini pic… and instead get a breaking-news take on politics she learned 12 seconds ago that absolutely nobody asked for and she does not know anything about. And she keeps posting them because the views are high, meanwhile the guys watching are just patiently waiting for the next scandalous outfit drop.
Stephanie is in the Bahamas and I keep checking her feed.

Any good bikini pics?

Unfortunately not. She has uninteresting hot girl syndrome and has it clogged with anti-Trump posts that no one cares about.

Unteresting 

A cunning retort to a rather mundane story relayed by an acquaintance. The slight distortion of the word
"interesting" leaves the relayer of the story stumped as to whether you're utilizing a benign permutation of "interesting" a la Ralph Wiggum's "Me fail English, that's unpossible," which would therefore retain the original meaning, or if you are simply shortening "uninteresting" and subsequently would like them to shut their boring yapper before you fall asleep with your fingers in your ears.
Jim: "My goldfish has a tumor in its right gill"
Bob: "Unteresting"
Unteresting by Shizzam September 15, 2008

UnInstaresting 

A person who somehow manages to use Instagram/Facebook to make their life seem even shittier than it probably actually is.
"Hey did you see Mark's pic of him with that D-list celebrity he was unreasonably excited to meet?"
"No, sorry. Mark's fun to have a few drinks with, but honestly I find him pretty unInstaresting."
UnInstaresting by Rambler12013 October 27, 2016

unintresting 

Something that is not intresting, something that is dull.
That little grey rock is unintresting
unintresting by LittleEvilMouse November 26, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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