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neetworking

neet· work· ing | \ ˈneet-ˌwər-kiŋ \

1: the exchange of information or memes among individuals from the comfort of their parents, family members, friends, or others home through the use if the world wide web. Usually involving the consumption of tendies, while half-heartedly engaging on forums or chat platforms with individuals who you are unlikely to ever meet IRL.
Specifically: the cultivation of non-productive relationships for those not in education, employment, or training.
… neetworking remains the No. 1 cause of not attaining a job…

2: the establishment or use of a computer network to connect with other neets's
...They have extensive experience in computer neetworking while enjoying tendies in their parents basement...
By neetworking with others in online forums and chats who are not in education, employment, or training, I have expanded my collection of meme's from people I may never interact with again.

Are ya winnin' son? Yep, I just posted a McDonald's working wojak in my neetwork group and everyone loved it.
by TangleVR July 22, 2021
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social networking sites cycle

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.
John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.
by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013
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Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.
Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
by Bushbrother January 12, 2009
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Networking

Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.
Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.
by Bobbo231 January 8, 2020
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Networking

A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.
Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!
by hublahh August 3, 2010
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socialist-networking

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.
Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.
by Foznots March 23, 2011
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Anti-Social Networking

1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people due to preoccupation with social networking via smartphone, computer, or any other technology.

acronym ASN.
A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.
by fakelamarodom December 30, 2011
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