Chris's_Zen's definitions

Salt and Ice Challenge

A challenge where you and some friends pour salt to a body part (supposedly the back of your hand) and then adding ice to that area and seeing who can last the longest. Adding ice to the salt on a body part causes a frostbite experience and is really dangerous and stupid to do.

Dude, Brandon and I took the salt and ice challenge yesterday, and Brandon ended up burning himself but won it.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

relatable post

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

one hell of a

Used to emphasize the exaggeration of a noun to a positive extent. Other variations include: "one heck of a", "heck of a", or "hell of a".

"That Lamborghini is one hell of car!"

"This is one heck of a job to clean up."

"You're one hell of a kid!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

Heavenly shit

A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.

"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."

"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

Bitch, don't kill my vibe

Don't mess or interfere with their current emotional atmosphere and feelings. Popularized by a famous song by Kendrick Lamar.

*girl 1 is partying and drinking a day before a college test*
Girl 2: "Hey, we should get some sleep before the test, I know this is a good moment and all..."
Girl 1: "Bitch, don't kill my vibe!"

by Chris's_Zen May 15, 2013

boob twerk

To work one's upper breasts in a calm, seductive manner with intent to cause sexual arousal.

"Hey girl, can you boob twerk for me?" ;)
"Sure"

by Chris's_Zen May 19, 2013