Chris's_Zen's definitions

Bitch, don't kill my vibe

Don't mess or interfere with their current emotional atmosphere and feelings. Popularized by a famous song by Kendrick Lamar.

*girl 1 is partying and drinking a day before a college test*
Girl 2: "Hey, we should get some sleep before the test, I know this is a good moment and all..."
Girl 1: "Bitch, don't kill my vibe!"

by Chris's_Zen May 15, 2013

Heavenly shit

A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.

"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."

"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

one hell of a

Used to emphasize the exaggeration of a noun to a positive extent. Other variations include: "one heck of a", "heck of a", or "hell of a".

"That Lamborghini is one hell of car!"

"This is one heck of a job to clean up."

"You're one hell of a kid!"

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

relatable post

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

that moment when

Used before a descriptive past experience that targets typical teenagers and are sometimes relatable to. Inserting an adjective before "moment" specifies what type of moment it is.

1.) that moment when you can't feel your cell phone in your pocket.
2.) that awkward moment when your best friend gets yelled at and you're just standing there...
3.) that awesome moment when you get moved right next to your best friend in consequence of violating the classroom's rules.

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

boob twerk

To work one's upper breasts in a calm, seductive manner with intent to cause sexual arousal.

"Hey girl, can you boob twerk for me?" ;)
"Sure"

by Chris's_Zen May 19, 2013