napscar

Due to the changes by NASCAR management, the sport has become boring. At Daytona and Talladega, they follow each other around in a big line, and the other races are damn near as boring. All the cars are the same, and about five or six drivers are typically winning, and no more Earnhardt Sr. wrecking lesser drivers, and consequently, NASCAR has become NAPSCAR, as it is sleep inducing or "nap" inducing. This term is attributed to Lane Leipold of Lakeville, Minnesota. Formerly, he was a huge Earnhardt fan, but since his death, and the advent of the cookie cutter race cars and Busch brothers, he has lost interest .

I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I think I'll watch NAPSCAR}, and finally get some shut-eye.

This caffeine has me all wound up. I better watch the NAPSCAR race so I can sleep.
Hey Lane, who won the NAPSCAR} race? I don't know, I fell asleep.

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

nascar strap

Strap on the back of crocs to keep them on when running fast

Dude: Garett run over here real fast.

Garett: I can't I'm wearing crocs, they'll fall off!
Dude: well put them NASCAR straps on then!

by Jbone47 July 9, 2017

NASCAR aloe

NASCAR is a man beyond his time, blessing us with his musical talent, connecting with us through raw emotion. Never failing this failing generation. The new age Sid Vicious.

"that kid has NASCAR aloe hair!"
"...they're called liberty spikes, bro"

"BITCH IM NASCAR WHO ARE YOU"

by BLACKBERRYLEMONADE November 7, 2019

lesbian nascar

The sport of Roller Derby which is mostly populated by lesbians of the brawny form roller skate in an oval only turning left. The exact rules are unknown but an audience is typically achieved by serving beer at the event.

"Hey guys its dollar beer night at lesbian nascar, lets go!!"

by cman5 April 14, 2015

nascar water

(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.

Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters

by jlotrujillo December 7, 2021

NASCARing

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.

Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .

by Some Fat Kid January 11, 2008

Ghetto NASCAR

NASCAR in Southern California (See SoCal) where an offender leads the police on a drawn out televised chase.

Did you see the Ghetto NASCAR chase last night on the news? That guy is the new points leader.

by sbaines May 23, 2009