4 definitions by Salty 40
When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.
Attributed to Lane Leipold
Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 March 18, 2018
Due to the changes by NASCAR management, the sport has become boring. At Daytona and Talladega, they follow each other around in a big line, and the other races are damn near as boring. All the cars are the same, and about five or six drivers are typically winning, and no more Earnhardt Sr. wrecking lesser drivers, and consequently, NASCAR has become NAPSCAR, as it is sleep inducing or "nap" inducing. This term is attributed to Lane Leipold of Lakeville, Minnesota. Formerly, he was a huge Earnhardt fan, but since his death, and the advent of the cookie cutter race cars and Busch brothers, he has lost interest .
I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I think I'll watch NAPSCAR}, and finally get some shut-eye.
This caffeine has me all wound up. I better watch the NAPSCAR race so I can sleep.
Hey Lane, who won the NAPSCAR} race? I don't know, I fell asleep.
This caffeine has me all wound up. I better watch the NAPSCAR race so I can sleep.
Hey Lane, who won the NAPSCAR} race? I don't know, I fell asleep.
by Salty 40 March 18, 2018
A term invented by a dude in Lakeville Minnesota for an alternative to the term "ice fishing". Ice fishing is a popular winter past time in the northern states, and as most the time ice fishing amounts to just drinking beer in a fish-house or on the ice, the term ice drinking was a logical alternative as it more accurately described the activity. A dude from Lakeville Minnesota by the name of Lane copyrighted the term "ice drinking" as he was selling "Ice Drinking" T-shirts at ice fishing contests.
I was out ice drinking with the boys and got a DWI.
Damn dude, do I have ever have a nasty hangover. I was ice drinking last night, and now I feel like dog shit!
Screw snowmobiling, let's just go ice drinking!
Me and Jane went ice drinking, and she caught two walleyes and I got laid.
Damn dude, do I have ever have a nasty hangover. I was ice drinking last night, and now I feel like dog shit!
Screw snowmobiling, let's just go ice drinking!
Me and Jane went ice drinking, and she caught two walleyes and I got laid.
by Salty 40 February 3, 2013
The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
by Salty 40 March 23, 2020