napscars 

When you wake up from a nap and you have marks on your skin caused by what you were laying on.

Daisy woke up from a nap and she saw she had napscars on her skin and they were fun to touch

napscars by Daisy Johnson July 16, 2015

nascarsistic 

HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.

What a nascarsistic S.O.B ! THINKS HE'S SOME KIND OF AN ECNALUBMA DRIVER.

nascarsistic by terryzz February 14, 2009

napscar 

Due to the changes by NASCAR management, the sport has become boring. At Daytona and Talladega, they follow each other around in a big line, and the other races are damn near as boring. All the cars are the same, and about five or six drivers are typically winning, and no more Earnhardt Sr. wrecking lesser drivers, and consequently, NASCAR has become NAPSCAR, as it is sleep inducing or "nap" inducing. This term is attributed to Lane Leipold of Lakeville, Minnesota. Formerly, he was a huge Earnhardt fan, but since his death, and the advent of the cookie cutter race cars and Busch brothers, he has lost interest .

I haven't been sleeping well lately, so I think I'll watch NAPSCAR}, and finally get some [shut-eye.

This caffeine has me all wound up. I better watch the NAPSCAR race so I can sleep.
Hey Lane, who won the NAPSCAR} race? I [don't know, I fell asleep.

napscar by Salty 40 May 12, 2018